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Josefine Mutzenbacher 2

Josefine Mutzenbacher 2Josefine Mutzenbacher 2
Original release year: 1976
Country of origin: Germany
In 1906 the first Josephine Mutzenbacher book was published and immediately banned, ensuring a huge, under the counter distribution in all German speaking countries. The book was believed to have been written by Felix Salten a renown theatre critic. Part two was originally written in 1917 and still ranks with the highest selling erotic art/literature and has legendary status. That’s a long time to be popular! Imagine how much sperm has been spilled over the decades in her name. Prostitute Josephine Muntzenbacher, played by a beautiful, tall, young girl, cheerfully narrates her great sexual adventure. Diving straight into the business of the day, Josephine recounts her non-stop sexual experiences. We follow from her wonderment at the discovery of ‘man-milk’ to her realisation that her pussy is worth gold. Every man who crosses her path feels her seductive hand. The numerous sex scenes include: an excessively overweight barmaid is laid back and exposed, whereupon a skinny little man is lifted into penetration position and lifted up and down until he cums! In another, an incredible under-table orgy is followed by a truly outrageous table top group tumble. When her boyfriend finds her and a girl friend enjoying the fresh meat of the butcher boy, he throws her out and Josefine’s life as a whore takes off in ernest. Unfortunately she falls into the hands of a pimp, but is rescued by a handsome Hungarian cavalryman with whom she falls in love. The officer accepts a challenge to ride 3 miles, fuck 3 women and drink 3 quarts of vodka in 3 hours. To complete the crazy tasks on time, having sex in his horse’s saddle is necessary. Needless to say the after party is an extremely debaucherous affair. The enterprising Ms Mutzenbacher returns to Vienna and opens her own opulent brothel, where she has her choice of the men. If you want something quite different – a change from hard anal, endless gonzo and are charmed by a really good yarn, then you should watch Josefine Mutzenbacher 2.

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Diamond Baby

Diamond BabyDiamond Baby
Original Release Year: 1983
Country of Origin: France,Canada
Language: German
approx running time: 1 hour, 22 minutes
80’s classic French porn movie in German language about  a sneaky diamond thief who had a falling out with his partner and is trying to get the job done by himself. His former best friend is anything but cool with it and therefore trying to get hold of the diamonds himself. Fortunately for Laurent his abilities as bootlegger are surpassed only by his shagging skills – so his female acquaintances help the lucky bastard out time and again.
Classic euro-porn with cheeky dialogue and flashes of genius like having a blondhead snitch on someone by boxing her ears with a huge prick. Another one’s butt gets a whipping with an enormous dildo. And snatches serve as depository for bills and diamonds. The sex is mostly 1-on-1 and vaginal, exceptions being an orgy, a foursome and some fisting for the sake of contraband.

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Marilyn – Wild und Unersattlich

Marilyn – Wild und Unersattlich
Release year: 1983
approx running time: 1 hour, 43 minutes
Country of origin: France – Switzerland
Language: German
Classic 80’s Swiss-French porn in German language. Rosalie goes to the big city (Zürich) to work as an assistant to Dr. Palmer. Advised by her colleague she changes her outlook from a sweet, nice girl into a sexy woman, and immediately gets an invitation to spend the weekend with the doctor. When her fiancé comes to visit her, but does not find her home, he and the doctor’s wife have a nice time together, then make a plan to get their partners back on the yearly masked ball.

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Sechs Schwedinnen im Pensionat

Sechs Schwedinnen im Pensionat
Six Swedes in the Pensionat

Year of Release: 1979
Country of origin: Switzerland,France
Original Language: German
Approx. running time: 1 hour, 27 minutes
Classic 70’s euro porn in German language. In einem exklusiven Schweizer Madchenpensionat fuhrt Fraulein Stein ein strenges Regiment. Dies muss auch so sein, denn 6 blonde Schwedinnen, Greta, Inga, Kerstin, Lil, Astrid und Selama sind ihr anvertraut. Es gelingt weder ihr noch dem Gymnastiklehrer Mike die immer toller werdenden Streiche der skandinavischen Schonen zu unterbinden. So kann es auch nicht ausbleiben, dass die Madchen, in Schweden zu freien Liebe erzogen, sich auch diesbezuglich gegen Fraulein Stein durchsetzen und selbst den strammen Turnlehrer nicht verschonen. Die treiben ihre liebestollen Streiche mit jedem Mann im Umkreis von vielen Kilometern, so weit, wie sie mit ihren roten Fahrradern ihre Ausfluge machen zu vermogen.

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Night Dreams

Night Dreams
This is an American classic porn film from the 80’s, but from time to time if I feel a movie deserves mention other than euro classics, I will post an entry about it. Directed by genius filmmaker Steven Sayadian. (aka Rinse Dream who also made Cafe Flesh and Dr. Caligari, the latter of which was co-written by Jerry Stahl of whom the film Permanent Midnight starring Ben Stiller was based)

This hardcore horror-porn-fantasy-comedy is unlike anything I have ever seen…ever! Basically it’s about a woman, Dorothy Le May, and her psycho-sexual dreams wherein she imagines the funniest and sometimes most disturbing sexual scenarios with a variety of creatures and people. There is a sinister jack in the box clown, a dancing black toast guy, arabians in the desert (with soundtrack by Wall of Voodoo!) and much more in this classic 80’s movie dubbed by Hustler as being one of the greatest porn movies ever made…BELIEVE IT!

approx running time: 1 hour, 17 minutes

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Initiation d’une Jeune Marquise

Initiation d’une Jeune Marquise
approx running time: 1 hour, 17 minutes
Original release year: 1987
Country of origin: France
80’s french lesbian porn classic directed by Pierre B. Reinhard and set in the 18th century. Marilyn Jess is Patinette, the maid at a mansion where there are four young noble ladies. The young ladies are sex mad. In the first scene one of them stops Marilyn from doing the laundry in the stream for a lesbian session on the lawn. Marilyn enters the mansion to find one of the other ladies having sex with a man. And so it goes on, with a heavy emphasis on anal sex. Marilyn peeps on the goings on and is then drawn into them, finally being initiated into anal sex herself.
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